New phone, Trader Joe’s

I went to the Verizon Wireless store this afternoon and got a new phone, an enV by LG.  It’s about twice as much phone as I need, but now I can e-mail and surf the web on the go!  Then I went to Trader Joe’s to pick up some food.  If you’ve never been to a Trader Joe’s, they’re great little stores.  Considering the upscale nature of most of their product offerings, the prices are not out of line, either.  Unfortunately, there aren’t any Trader Joe’s near any of Pennsylvania’s small towns.  Could it be that all the small-town Pennsylvania hicks are consumed with bitterness because they don’t have Trader Joe’s?!